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seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river


(Source: popcultureprodigy)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

chaneldreamsyslwishes:

rosyyy-diamond:

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xo

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

I want to be
craved
by you.
I want you
to think about kissing
me
as much as I
think about
kissing
you.
- Alena M.  (via untravelledroads)

(Source: 400eurojob)

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved)